Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML
Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undies on. I can never eat salami again. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
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kut17 11
I'm guessing you work either at Walmart or a gas station.
DarkSeekerX94446 14
I will never be able to un-see the mental image..
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Comments (122)
the_Glenn_coco 7
this literally made me laugh out loud hahahahahahahahaha
musicalnoodles23 5
Um... What? ._.
chanellgymnast 17
Pants or not, did you at least help her? Poor lady. :(
RedPillSucks 33
Help her do what? Eat the nachos?
Ins0mau 20
I work in ages care. This sort of thing happens pretty much every shift at my work in the dementia ward. Maybe it should be F MY Life.... But you get used to it.
DaisyDanger 7
More like F the elderly woman's Life! She probably suffers from dementia/Alzheimer's and was confused as to where she was. Poor lady :( I really hope you helped her before posting this FML!
Spark_Slicker 19
That wasn't nachos and cheese...
jett0001 13
Are you a 100% positive it was nachos???
DntLookBack 29
OP please clarify. If she was drunk then this would be funny... If she has Dementia or Alzheimer's then this is just sad :/
sugarshane007 20
This is the line that shouldn't be crossed. Damnit OP, some things should never be shared with others!
Epikouros 32
It all depends on where you work. right? If you work in a mental hospital or an old people's home, suck it up, you'll see (and smell) worse things. If you work in a bank, you deserve it for stealing our money. If you work in a restaurant or on a building site, be glad you don't have to deal with this everyday. Hey, I was wrong, it doesn't depend on where you work, it's YDI for being a pussy anyway.