Today, at work, I took an order from a stuck-up sounding lady over the phone. She said her last name was "duckling, but with an F". Bemused, I wrote her name on the order. When she arrived to pick it up later, she told me she'd said "s", not "f". FML
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Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML
Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML
Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, a customer at work pronounced the word "Asian" as "Ah-See-Awn" when ordering a salad. I wasn't allowed to say anything. FML
Today, a customer at the bar I work at yelled at me for calling her "Ma'am." I asked what she'd prefer, and she gave me her name. When I called her by her name, she yelled at me for not calling her "Ma'am." FML
Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML
Today, at work, I was trying to repeat an order back to this guy, when his drunk girlfriend started to interrupt me. Whenever I would open my mouth, she would say "Blah blah blah." Literally. Eventually, I gave up. I got his order wrong, and got yelled at by my manager for not repeating his order. FML
Today, I ordered my usual at my local coffee shop. The barista asked, “Name for the order?” For some reason, my brain short-circuited and I said, “Latte.” So they called out “Latte” when it was ready, and I had to shame-walk to the counter. FML
Today, I had to call a customer. I usually try to avoid calling customers because I have a very prominent speech impediment. Well, it turns out the customer I called also has a speech impediment and thought I was mocking her. She hung up on me and filed a formal complaint with my company. FML
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Feverrotes 15
...suckling? what the hell...
LSS_fml 18
Why couldn't she just say her last name was Suckling?
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Comments (93)
Lilboosiebadazz 1
priceless
KaskStunter 4
In sex slave hierarchy, a fuckling is above a suckling, so I think you didn't really insult her.
challan 19
$20 for a suckling $40 for a fuckling
ladydragonstars 23
Seems like your subconscious took over
NigerianMedicine 11
Honestly, I can't really see how "suckling" is better than "fuckling".
Angelastic_fml 18
I can't see why suckling would be as bad as fuckling. I guess it would be to people who think public breastfeeding is obscene, but I assume that's a minority.
chisty87 16
Fuckling or Suckling either way I bet she newer hears the end of it...
saksxalmo 20
Something tells me you were more amused than bemused in this situation. I hate when people misuse words. :(
FlyingPie 17
It would suck to have that last name.
tsent8 15
Fuckling? Suckling? Who's this ling anyways?
frottiejoy 7
life must have been hard for her in highschool
KM96 24
A lisp?