Work: Today, at work, I took an order from a stuck-up sounding lady...

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 00:25 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, at work, I took an order from a stuck-up sounding lady over the phone. She said her last name was "duckling, but with an F". Bemused, I wrote her name on the order. When she arrived to pick it up later, she told me she'd said "s", not "f". FML

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By people suck - 28/03/2015 04:16 - United States - Oakland

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Waunakee

Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML

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By CanIGoHomeNow - 18/07/2021 08:01

Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML

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By PaneraSucks - 19/02/2014 06:24 - United States - Londonderry

Today, a customer at work pronounced the word "Asian" as "Ah-See-Awn" when ordering a salad. I wasn't allowed to say anything. FML

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By DrunkPeopleSuck - 19/07/2019 16:00

Today, a customer at the bar I work at yelled at me for calling her "Ma'am." I asked what she'd prefer, and she gave me her name. When I called her by her name, she yelled at me for not calling her "Ma'am." FML

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By nerd - 16/10/2009 15:08 - Singapore

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

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By ziatenaj - 15/10/2010 10:52 - United States

Today, at work, I was trying to repeat an order back to this guy, when his drunk girlfriend started to interrupt me. Whenever I would open my mouth, she would say "Blah blah blah." Literally. Eventually, I gave up. I got his order wrong, and got yelled at by my manager for not repeating his order. FML

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By Jen - 20/10/2016 16:32

Today, I had to call a customer. I usually try to avoid calling customers because I have a very prominent speech impediment. Well, it turns out the customer I called also has a speech impediment and thought I was mocking her. She hung up on me and filed a formal complaint with my company. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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Feverrotes 15

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:25

...suckling? what the hell...

LSS_fml 18

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:32

Why couldn't she just say her last name was Suckling?

Comments

dilley86 4

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:37

Fuckling! Get your sister Shitling in here, we need to talk!

Lucious306 7

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:38

Awkward situation

VelvetRain 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 12:01

No shit?

flockz 19

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:43

what the quack?

newbiehere99 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:44

That fuckling sucks !!

Polograte 0

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:47

I am 20000% done with strange names. Suckling...

Chemashome 4

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:48

How the **** is this an accepted FML?

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Sunday 25 November 2012 10:59

Either way it's an awkward name. I seriously would like to know who came up with that one.

martin_martian7 11

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:06

Duckling? Fuckling? Suckling?

newbiehere99 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:36

Would you **** for a buck, would you suck a fuckling duck? I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I am.

Hornychick17 0

Monday 26 November 2012 6:30

either way your getting laid

Acik91 26

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:23

Well, in defence of the lady, it's rather hard to give your name over the phone, especially an unusual one. Still, probably hard to hear it properly as well, unless it is spelled. I hope she didn't bitch you out for this, OP.

annie_nk 22

Sunday 25 November 2012 14:15

The lady could have said something like "S an in Sam".

schalk 12

Monday 26 November 2012 5:49

Yep. When giving my email address, passwords etc to clients i always go "sierra, charlie, hotel" and so on. You get tired of it after the 5th client that week types "itconfig", though some even do it after you tell them it's for internet protocol... bless them, they pay my salary :)