Today, at work, I served a group of three teens. Their tab was $75 and they tipped me nothing. They wrote a thank you on a piece of receipt paper, put it in a glass of water and used a coaster to turn the glass of water upside down on the table, spilling water everywhere. They also stole my pen. FML
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Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
Today, I was complimented by my guests about the great of service I was giving them. They then left me a $2 tip on a $50 tab. FML
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter. After I cleaned up her spill and remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed, "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked directly past the tip jar, and left the store. FML
Today, I was working as a waitress at this pub. It was dead. After 4 hours I had only made 5$ in tips. A friendly couple came in and complimented EVERYTHING down to the freshness of the lemons in their tea. The bill came to $50. They left me a $5 gift card to Starbucks. I don't drink coffee. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
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STEALTHHUNTER88 13
My generation can be little *****, I have to say ...
NineInchSacks 11
This type of disrespect is definitely not confined to this generation. From this site you've seen how ridiculous people of all ages can be.
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Comments (150)
itsemilyc 14
What assholes!
MaryPoppins88 14
Karma will bite them in the ass when they get a little older and have to deal with teens like themselves
miggles 16
Aha.. I saw this on vine but I would never actually do it. Waitresses and Waiters already have it hard enough being paid low as shit. Sorry dude.
problemsproblems 6
Wait, you're getting paid to work there, why is it compulsory to tip? Maybe they thought you did a shit job.
KnownAsCAJ 11
Because in some places tips is how you survive, because the minimum wage is not living wage. The food industry needs workers yet many are so underpaid that they would need to get 2nd and 3rd jobs to make it. No workers in the industry equals you making and serving your own food. 2$ and hour nor 7$ an hour is not enough.
jonelle0 13
Than they should have went to community college....
thatgirlfml11 6
Teenagers are little bitches nowadays.
CB_LAZ3 11
This is why I don't feel like I am to be taken seriously when I go out with friends, because of the dickheads if my generation
sanecatlady 13
We live in a very ephebiphobic society, but there are good reasons why people have ephebipobia, and one of them is that their brains are underdeveloped and ravaged by hormones.
lnheritance 19
If I were you, the next time I saw the punks, I would slip some jalepinos in their food.
urnnotvase 10
Sounds like they don't know the meaning of respect for others.
MikeRulz 15
Who gives a fart if they didn't tip you
pansycake99 2
You do realize some people need the money to put food on the table? After doing all that hard work they could have at least given a little tip.