Today, at work, I served a group of three teens. Their tab was $75 and they tipped me nothing. They wrote a thank you on a piece of receipt paper, put it in a glass of water and used a coaster to turn the glass of water upside down on the table, spilling water everywhere. They also stole my pen. FML
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Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
Today, I was complimented by my guests about the great of service I was giving them. They then left me a $2 tip on a $50 tab. FML
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter. After I cleaned up her spill and remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed, "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked directly past the tip jar, and left the store. FML
Today, I was working as a waitress at this pub. It was dead. After 4 hours I had only made 5$ in tips. A friendly couple came in and complimented EVERYTHING down to the freshness of the lemons in their tea. The bill came to $50. They left me a $5 gift card to Starbucks. I don't drink coffee. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
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STEALTHHUNTER88 13
My generation can be little *****, I have to say ...
NineInchSacks 11
This type of disrespect is definitely not confined to this generation. From this site you've seen how ridiculous people of all ages can be.
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Comments (150)
bv2332 10
Either they suck at life or you suck at waiting tables
Six_Shooter_27 2
Once ah
alligator729 15
This makes me so mad. Why can't my generation not be dicks?! 15-20% is always acceptable. Nothing less. I usually tip 18-20, and these douchefucks to not tip anything? I am so sorry. I really am.
rose20906 2
Let's bring back spankings in school, and at home. I'm so tired of the level of disrespect kids have for everything. I am sorry you had to put up with that.
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry OP. Seems like you had to deal with a bunch of overly entitled pricks who don't know what it means to work hard for a living. FML indeed.
KatNamanski 16
This is why teens are looked at as bad. Kids like this being assholes.
Sparski 10
That's messed up! Sorry OP!
letsgoblues 3
We're not getting the full story. Maybe OP wasn't a good waiter. Maybe he/she made it obvious that they didn't like teenagers. Or maybe they were just assholes.
Undecided_Jesus 8
They learned it from a vine that was for having a bad waiter sooo
siggy_mcsigx 22
They're all idiots if they're 3 possibly non-earning people with a $75 tab