Work: Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me...

By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 20:00

Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML

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By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00

Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML

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Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML

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Pranksters

By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By klm878 - 13/11/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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Isamermaid 17

Friday 10 September 2010 19:07

I hate people who try to chair surf. Didn't you learn to keep your chair on the floor in like, first grade?

r6_fml 4

Friday 10 September 2010 19:12

I hate people who hate people who chair surf

Comments

bigbadtim 7

Friday 10 September 2010 19:18

YDI for being stupid. Major win for your boss. LOL

d_dubz86 1

Friday 10 September 2010 19:18

Ask your boss if you can go home early. I'm sure having a throbbing headache is a good excuse. Be careful next time.

tnlander 20

Friday 10 September 2010 19:19

take some aspirin and grow up

hibarbie 0

Friday 10 September 2010 19:20

i wish i could be watching that video repeatedly with all your coworkers. YDI for lack of common sense. kudos bossman.

tencentsakiss 19

Friday 10 September 2010 19:23

Is it really that hard to use the "to" and "too" correctly?

hibarbie 0

Friday 10 September 2010 19:25

lmao i almost commented on that and then i decided it would've been wasted energy. :(

tencentsakiss 19

Friday 10 September 2010 19:26

*the words, "to" and "too"

tencentsakiss 19

Friday 10 September 2010 19:28

Haha, it probably was.

allenrotstein 0

Friday 10 September 2010 20:14

hacking major uh? Pop quiz: how can you guys trace me if i connect to 7 VPNs to hack someone's system?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 10 September 2010 20:40

#17 I noticed that right away, too...So cringe-worthy.

jennniferlea 4

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:11

Is it really that hard to just pick a career and go with it? You're either afraid of the the real world or TOO dumb to realize how much money you're wasting by not picking a career.