Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML
Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
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Top comments
Isamermaid 17
I hate people who try to chair surf. Didn't you learn to keep your chair on the floor in like, first grade?
r6_fml 4
I hate people who hate people who chair surf
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Comments (94)
mikey0505 0
Ydi you idiot
looper121 0
you'll be fine, loosen up
nerdsgetmehot 23
You deserve it for typing "to far" instead of "TOO far." You also deserve it for leaning back in your chair. Surely you must be aware that chair surfing can sometimes end in disaster...
craphappened 4
Have you learnt your lesson? *giggle*
Paprikaas 13
Please, post that video on youtube haha! =)
PincheEdgarr 0
haha agreed xD I wanna laugh too!!:) sounds funny
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Until you say exaclty why you were doing it YDI...
s8n666 0
They are laughing with you, not at you. oh wait, no my mistake.
FMLephant 2
If OP had a head like Rocky Dennis maybe she wouldn't have a headache
SekksiFML6969 0
whooooah dude you need faceosuction surgery asap! scary!
carly426 0
hah soo many people do that! be carful!
handytaco 0
Don't act like you've never leant back in your chair. Nearly everyone does it, whether they realise it or not, and whether they fall back or not. FYL OP.