Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15-minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, hoping to earn some extra cash, I spent a fortune on a purebred pit bull so I could breed her. To my horror, the ad lied about her and she had already been spayed. When I tried to contact the seller to get my money back, they just replied, “Serves you right, backyard breeder” and blocked me. FML
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, my husband re-homed the puppy I got because he chewed his sandals. I spent $5000 on the puppy, including microchipping, certifications, etc. He told me, “That’ll teach you to stop spending our money on dumb shit.” Oh, and I have to get him new sandals. FML
Today, I overheard my manager tell a customer that it's perfectly safe for dogs to eat grapes if they're seedless. I work in a pet store. FML
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nchic01 17
what?! tell that to my pedigree labraeagleman! i paid a fine fortune for him
Exodiafinder687 58
I hope she didn't take it too ruff.
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Comments (115)
zimgirl 18
hahaha that's funny. I have a chiweenie and feel like a douche every time I have to say it.
Brandi_Faith 34
What kind of mix is that? I got the chihuahua but not the last part.
smokecloud_ 37
Dauschund. Hope I spelled that right. I used to live by someone with a chiweenie. He was an adorable little asshole.
Brandi_Faith 34
Ahh my bad, that makes sense of course. I guess I was thinking the "weenie" part was a mix of the breed name not the slang term.
buckdharma 38
I'd tell you about my cross between a English Pointer, and a Alaskan Malamute, but it would be a Mute Pointer.
aleyp63 13
Tell that to my pedigree ManBearPig
kerstileann 26
are you sooper cereal its a pedigree?
am_bugg 20
How do you even pronounce that?
henrylikestreats 22
Bee-wahwah-doodle
am_bugg 20
Thanks!
greencurtains74 11
every "purebred" breed was once just a mutt someone found intriguing and bred it.
henrylikestreats 22
Mutts are better anyways (;
Dean__Winchester 16
That's a tongue-twister. I couldn't even pronounce that and it came out all jibberishy. More reason why most names are ridiculous
BlueGiraffe 13
When you think of it mostly all dogs are mutts because long ago breeders would mix dog breeds in order to get more of the dna of something. Most cases would be for hunting dogs or guard dogs. The german shepherd is not a pure bred dog. However, we now consider it a pure bred
katcherjoons 3
How does that suck for you? It's her problem.
NikkiSamm 21
That's a steal in Vancouver BC. A mutt is $800 and a purebred $1200, registered are around $2000. Breeders rational? The dogs are "simply city priced"