Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
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Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I got locked inside my apartment due to the locking mechanism being stuck, so I had to call off work. They refused to believe me, and insisted that I be in on time or else there would be disciplinary actions taken. Maintenance wasn't available till 3 hours into my shift. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
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Top comments
xiar 0
In this situation, despite the cockroaches and germs, you climb over or under.
Jandude 9
why do you have the janitors number?
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Comments (110)
Sencilia 14
...so how did you get out?
rubbiishjoker 0
sleep in the toilet overnight and tell the boss you work OT overnight.
underpaid011 0
scruffy the janitor was on break.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
do you have the janitor's number saved in your phone under janitor? or under his real name Jan Itor (pronounced Yahn Eetor...scrubs fans anyone? anyone...Bueller) also to all the "crawl under or over" posters out there, she might be talking about an Actual door. she never said it was the stall door that was the problem
yourlifesfucked 0
The real reason he didn't come save her is because the ghost who hates spills ( or in this case broken handles) was haunting that bathroom, and he didn't want to get all ghost-ed.
tencentsakiss 19
OP is a he. That significantly backs up our not a stall argument.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
thank you for pointing that out tencentsakiss. and may I also suggest that you charge more per kiss.
TheOtherNewest1 6
I was looking through this to see a reference to Scrubs. Thank you. Also, this has Neil Flynn/Jan Itor written all over it.
bharrell2010 0
ahahahahahahahahaha I didn't even realize she said she had it saved in her phone! sucksss, funny when that stuff doesn't happen to you now!
sportcrazychick4 7
I loved the reference to scrubs and ferris Bullers Day Off!!
BelleElle_fml 5
Oh whoops, just read the "him".
funzcpl 0
guess that's why he's a janitor and not a motivational speaker or head of a nursing home.
heartless_j 0
that sucks to be you
kite1099 3
life sucks then you die. =
really231001 0
sucks don't it lol
BelleElle_fml 5
37 - Ohhh, right. I get it now, I just misread it. :)