Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I got locked inside my apartment due to the locking mechanism being stuck, so I had to call off work. They refused to believe me, and insisted that I be in on time or else there would be disciplinary actions taken. Maintenance wasn't available till 3 hours into my shift. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
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Top comments
xiar 0
In this situation, despite the cockroaches and germs, you climb over or under.
Jandude 9
why do you have the janitors number?
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Comments (110)
xcl0wdx 0
What a potty mouth, that's shitty.
kiwi00 0
Get him fired!
rebbee 0
Do you see why he is a janiter now OP? :-)
rebbee 0
Janitor* oops :-) In Aus. we call them cleaners.
GaryBusey1121 0
^^tranny lips?^^
marinus_fml 20
^^ Watches tranny ****.
GaryBusey1121 0
how did u know? I am your biggest fan
KarinaLizeth18 5
^win >.< LOL!!
rebbee 0
Thankyou for defending my honour Marinus. We Aussies need to stick together! :-) people are ******** on me for my pic so i think a change is needed soon!
machiko_fml 0
Aren't regular bathrooms at like companies or work places like stalls? Why didn't you just crawl under?
tencentsakiss 19
Because there's still usually an actual bathroom door, which I think is what got jammed. A stall really wouldn't have been that big of a deal.
mholli14 0
haha that sucks for you
marinus_fml 20
Any particular reasons why you have the janitors number on your phone? FYL for asking him for his number one drunken work Christmas party!
stronghand0331 17
Maybe he's good with his... Ew... Nevermind, that just sounds like a cheap porno.
tencentsakiss 19
40: That would most certainly cause a yeast infection. OP, do you feel itchy? Maybe you should go to the doctor.
stronghand0331 17
Maybe a yeast infection with a side of crabs.
tencentsakiss 19
As a marylander, I usually would say to make crab cakes but that made me throw up in my mouth a little.
stronghand0331 17
I hope you don't think of that every time you put a delectable crab cake into your mouth from now on.
RedPillSucks 33
Some rest rooms have the cleaning crews phone number posted so people can call if there are problems. OP should have specifically told them that he was locked inside the bathroom. Perhaps he should have been a bit dramatic about it "I've got to take my life saving medication", blah blah....
stronghand0331 17
Or he could have acted crazy and started screaming and saying, "the monsters are going to get me!!!" That would attract someone's attention. But that would be a smidge drastic...
janelson0621 0
that sucks!
some1azn 0
Pff, janitors have busy schedules too. It's not all about you. So selfish.... hahah
saltycookies 5
climb under or kick the door open next time
tencentsakiss 19
If she was just locked in a stall and not in a bathroom in general I don't think this would be an fml, as a stall can still be pulled or pushed open despite the lock breaking off. If this is a stall than OP is a prissy girl afraid of getting her hands dirty so she deserves it.
tencentsakiss 19
Oh wait, not a prissy girl, a prissy boy. That backs up my argument that they probably weren't in a stall though.
worldclass 0
aha.. that's terrible.