Today, at the eye doctor, they asked for my birth date for the files. My dad answered quickly, "May 28, 1994." It was embarrassing to have to correct him with "April 19, 1993." Who's May 28? Way to go dad. FML
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Today, I found out that my birth date was entered incorrectly, and I’ve been believing that I am a year older than I really am. I’m actually 14, not 15. How did this happen? Both my parents and the doctor got the year of my birth wrong. FML
Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment. When I got there they informed me that it was indeed on August 21st, but 2025. I showed up a year early. The embarrassment and awkwardness was probably felt by the people in the next building as well. FML
Today, I went to pick up a prescription and the pharmacist asked for my date of birth. I gave it, then realized I had given her my dog's date of birth. I know it because it's written on his vaccination card. I had nothing else prepared. FML
Today, an internet repair tech thought my dad was my husband, and seemed skeptical when I corrected him. People usually think I'm way younger than my actual age. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have been lying about my birthday. Now it makes sense how they "lost the birth certificate" or how many photos of me as a baby are dated before I was actually supposed to be born, because "the camera must've glitched, we must've confused the date we wrote in the back of that card." FML
Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
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jennjennsofly 7
aha family love... maybe it was your secret sibling they have yet to tell you...0_o
accnrh 0
the point of this isn't that he forgot the OPs birthday, but that he may have another sibling unknown to him, leading to the possibility that the OPs father is living a double life
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Comments (226)
o3okevin 0
Hey, I have the same birthday!
Invioletlight 0
God these little turds gotta get off FML!
Anteezy 7
Oh shit he forgot your birthday, jump in front of the first train you see.
seeimdee 0
this whole thing just made my day :D
adolf_bonaparte 0
pedobear doesn't mind..
riku3220 2
My birthday is May 28, 1994! I get my license on that day. **** yar!
manderrzzbabyy 0
my dad doesn't know any of his kids bdays. the only way he knows is because my mom is here. if she wasn't i'd never have celebrated a birthday. thank god for my mom....even though ihateher
boatkicker 5
I've screwed up my own birthday before on forms and things. For some reason I always write my sister's instead of my own. Never actually done it verbally though......
koco4 0
If you're the only child then that's sad for you; but if you're one of many children then he's probably just mixed up. My mom used to mix her kids names and birthdates all of the time.
da_prince 0
sorry to say it but u fail. My father doesn't know mine plus I think that's a common thing.