Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, at a dinner I'd been planning for months with my fiancé to talk to our families about the wedding for the first time, he told me he didn't want to get married. I cried in front of both of our families and a dozen of strangers. FML
That went well
Today, my now ex-fiancé walked out on me on our wedding day. He decided his best female friend, whom he constantly told me not to worry about while we were together, is his "soulmate." Both of them ran away together to god knows where, while I stood there humiliated in front of our family and friends. FML
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Who TF Did I (almost) Marry?
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Bad taste
Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
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sa5v 21
I'm sorry op, that's awful. At least you found out before you were married. Wishing you the best!
slutfactory 17
Wow, that's insane, Op. Really sorry about your wedding. I hope things get better for you.
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Comments (189)
marxism 8
That sounds like the plot to an episode of Friends.
MyFairLady 6
I call BS. There is little chance that could happen and if it did you probably wouldn't post it on a comedy app.
Dominus101 20
Wow dude is a straight Loser, can't believe someone could do something Soo outlandish, Hope you can move on and find someone who really values you OP
Mean_Girl 5
wtf? DON'T call him. Don't take him back, ever!!
kittykatd123 8
THATS SOOOOOOOOOO ****** UPPPPPPP ps why are you even trying to get in contact with this sad excuse for a human being?
imgabella 16
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claydhd 8
Wow. Well that's just a bad day all around.
MenAreFromVegas 5
Why would you call him? a man who breaks an engagement at the last possible second only to try another one is a sick son of a bitch that no one needs to deal with.
Ferry043 8
and I would be standing there like.. "Awkwaaaard" Yeah, I'm that guy. Anyways, OP, you're better off without him. Best of luck and try to move on!
Garcia2284 13
no reason to call him, you deserve better.