By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

elmyra_duff 0

don't be an idiot. what he meant is he didn't think you'd grow up. that's what parents think. you're always their little daughter.

cucumberfabulous 7

Hahahahaha I wouldn't take that to seriously....I'd laugh too! =)

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doubleAbattery 0

And you're upset because your dad chose a cliche to start his speech? What? Seriously, I don't get it.

sleepreader 0

no, see, I think that IS the actual FML. It was supposed to go like this, "Today, at my wedding reception, my terribly cheesy dad started his speech with a cliché. Everyone, including my husband, broke into applause like he had said something witty and original. FML." See OP, you just worded it alittle awkwardly. It's okay though, we understand now.

This is probably in my "Top 5 Lamest FMLs" category. Jesus.

Yeah, this is just a "I misinterpreted what my parents said" FML. I'm so getting tired of them -_-

screaming_butter 0

Um it's a joke, you know ha ha. I'm so tired of these FML's of people who can't take a joke.

LollyPop1 0
martialartist7 0

you just got married and u think ur life is f'd?? cmon be happy about it. that was just a fathers way of saying he cant believe his little girl grew up so fast

lifesucks9596 0

OOOH HONEYMOON MUST'VE SUCKED FOR YOU HUSBAND

sleepreader 0

yea, it's hard to have honeymoon sex when you can't get your new wife's panties out of a bunch.

i think she's upset because everyone broke out into applause after he said it.

philly8608 0

I hope your husband told you to put on your "big girl panties" after hearing about how this upset you. Learn to take a friggin' joke, no one honestly thought you'd never get married. Although, good luck to your husband, his wife has the maturity of a 13 princess.

simplyn2deep 2

I don't see how that's either. my mom said it at her only son's wedding and it was translated into Spanish so the Bride's family could understand! learn to take a joke! at your dad's next milestone birthday, make fun of his age and how he has a weak bladder and your mom will have to change his diapers or something.