Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
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Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of my senior class, they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML
Today, I'm participating in a 30 hour awareness-raising event on famine in Africa. I'm supposed to hand out leaflets to people from my booth. My school decided to hand out a literal crate-load of free cupcakes right in front of us. FML
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
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Top comments
tkarin 0
Sounds kind of fun to me. If you know a lot of people don't like the song, why not set up a stand selling earplugs and send those profits to Haiti as well?
lunargh 7
Make it stop! D:
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roymustanglover 0
Wow! Your school is AWESOME!!! XD Torture; the surest way to make you poor sods pay up! xP Tough luck, but at least you have a messed up story to tell! :)
Lalaladida 0
My school did that with Mmbob. "Stop the bop." No one paid and they gave up though.
czarofandronia 0
lmfaoooooo
andruha1123 5
f Haiti, who need more poor people
I_Like_Kittys 0
Very intelligent XD
rawr98 0
Oh man, my school tried that once and it was brutal... I think we nearly had a riot when the SC president walked through the caf.
commentinguser 0
I seriously can't stop "We're all in this together," Wando... why?
cautionxflirt08 0
hahahahaaaa what a way to get people to donate..
lucyeliza 0
Wow, I could only read the first 10 or so comments, you people make me sick! We all share a planet and should all come together in time of need, many people are against war etc. so I find your arguments stupid and completely unrelated to what is essentially a natural disaster!!! The world would (and does) help and assist America in time of need. Go ******* speak to the Australian and English troops!!! Keep up the good work, all the people out there with their hearts and brains intact! OP- Your student council are funny and let’s face it, it's only $5000. (I am making an assumption that you go to a large school, so apologies in advance if you have like 100 people there, coz that would suck!) If you could change it to a better song when you reached certain targets that would be cool!!
bandkid2012 0
We are doing "stop the bop" at my high school. I'd rather hear high school musical than its a small world after all..thats whats been playing for the past 2 weeks. we are raising $6000..we have about $400