NSFW: Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob...

Anonymous 8 May 2015, 16:59 New Delhi, India 🌶️ Spicy

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

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Same thing different taste

Anonymous 13 November 2010, 05:20 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

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cumguzzler 6 March 2009, 16:14 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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Anonymous 19 February 2011, 21:29 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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kklaucen14 6 August 2012, 01:15 Connersville, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

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milkybear 15 June 2010, 07:11 United States

Misunderstanding of the night

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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Stupid Drunk 22 December 2012, 05:01 United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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Jason the flasher 15 September 2018, 22:00

Party hard

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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Forever Lonely 13 June 2023, 22:00 Centurion, South Africa 🌶️ Spicy

Late bloomer

Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML

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homewrecker 1 August 2009, 13:44 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Hangover

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

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It was a mistake!! 12 November 2025, 20:00 🌶️ Spicy

I'm horny, horny horny horny

Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML