By awkward - 06/11/2013 21:16 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML
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TheAbstract 15

He clearly knows what he's talking about. Better listen to the wise man.

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Misaki18 17

Doesn't he mean put into an eternal sweet slumber? :) Now your Prince has to come and save you >:D

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Greenteamextreme 16

EAT ALL THE APPLES!

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justtheotherguy 12

You should've told him Santa Claus left these apples for me here

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PenguinBitch 43

I could have sworn I didn't comment today. :)

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Enslaved 36

"Fill my eyes with that double vision"

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emirie 21

This whole conversation was really trippy...

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PenguinBitch 43

#52 that's because you ate the apple. These are side effects.

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aubama_fml 15

once upon a time a nice lady was picking apples at the supermarket...

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lovethenumber13 14

When an ominous man distracted her with a creepy comment as he plunged the syringe into he neck.

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wholock 12

How the **** can you say YDI for this?

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Nyx_fml 23

This just means you're the fairest of them all.

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perdix 29

"Ya stupid ****! She didn't pick the apple, the queen disguised as an old hag gave it to her, and she didn't die, she fell into a coma! Know your fairy tales, jackass!" *roundhouse kick* "Clean up on Aisle One!"

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Enslaved 36

Also I believe in the original version Snow White choked on the apple and is knocked unconscious until it get dislodged from her throat. But not by love's first kiss. #16 I bet you prefer the apples that have the Redskins. Dandee Reds and Carolina Junes aka (D.C.) for short? Or are you "Tempted by the fruit of another"?

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Dawnstempest 17

@56 Well, not really. In the original one the witch tries other methods of killing her first, such as a poisoned comb. They fail, so she uses an apple and then the prince does awaken her from her coma with a kiss.

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Jamescripps 3

In the original one, don't the dwarves rape her too in her sleep..? Let's pretend that one didn't happen

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PunkySpunky78 15

75 These princess fairy tales are written by people before disney came along and change some of it like Snow White and little mermaid and etc

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Dawnstempest 17

@ 72 Maybe in the **** version of Snow White sure. But in the first recorded writing of Snow White? No, definitely not.

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aubama_fml 15

you should have told him you're Rapunzel and you can find a pea in 100 mattresses rather than finding the poisonous apple

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SneezyBear 27

Wrong fairytale. Rapunzel =/= the princess and the pea.

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dmklake 14

You should have told him this is how snow white met her prince.

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Folly_fml 12

Was he your Prince Charming all along?

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