Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML
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Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
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Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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TheAbstract 15
He clearly knows what he's talking about. Better listen to the wise man.
Misaki18 17
Doesn't he mean put into an eternal sweet slumber? :) Now your Prince has to come and save you >:D
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Comments (126)
Greenteamextreme 16
EAT ALL THE APPLES!
justtheotherguy 12
You should've told him Santa Claus left these apples for me here
PenguinBitch 43
I could have sworn I didn't comment today. :)
justtheotherguy 12
haha.. There's a penguin ghost
PenguinBitch 43
Not /there is/...there was. >:D
Enslaved 36
"Fill my eyes with that double vision"
emirie 21
This whole conversation was really trippy...
PenguinBitch 43
#52 that's because you ate the apple. These are side effects.
aubama_fml 15
once upon a time a nice lady was picking apples at the supermarket...
lovethenumber13 14
When an ominous man distracted her with a creepy comment as he plunged the syringe into he neck.
aubama_fml 15
8-O
wholock 12
How the **** can you say YDI for this?
Nyx_fml 23
This just means you're the fairest of them all.
perdix 29
"Ya stupid ****! She didn't pick the apple, the queen disguised as an old hag gave it to her, and she didn't die, she fell into a coma! Know your fairy tales, jackass!" *roundhouse kick* "Clean up on Aisle One!"
Enslaved 36
Also I believe in the original version Snow White choked on the apple and is knocked unconscious until it get dislodged from her throat. But not by love's first kiss. #16 I bet you prefer the apples that have the Redskins. Dandee Reds and Carolina Junes aka (D.C.) for short? Or are you "Tempted by the fruit of another"?
Dawnstempest 17
@56 Well, not really. In the original one the witch tries other methods of killing her first, such as a poisoned comb. They fail, so she uses an apple and then the prince does awaken her from her coma with a kiss.
Jamescripps 3
In the original one, don't the dwarves rape her too in her sleep..? Let's pretend that one didn't happen
daniel_dd31 13
72- maybe in the uncut footage.
PunkySpunky78 15
75 These princess fairy tales are written by people before disney came along and change some of it like Snow White and little mermaid and etc
Dawnstempest 17
@ 72 Maybe in the **** version of Snow White sure. But in the first recorded writing of Snow White? No, definitely not.
Ramanella 26
Aren't people just lovely now a days?
aubama_fml 15
you should have told him you're Rapunzel and you can find a pea in 100 mattresses rather than finding the poisonous apple
SneezyBear 27
Wrong fairytale. Rapunzel =/= the princess and the pea.
dmklake 14
You should have told him this is how snow white met her prince.
Folly_fml 12
Was he your Prince Charming all along?