Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML
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Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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TheAbstract 15
He clearly knows what he's talking about. Better listen to the wise man.
Misaki18 17
Doesn't he mean put into an eternal sweet slumber? :) Now your Prince has to come and save you >:D
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Comments (126)
MRVOlivia 22
I hate apples. Apples are rubbish. (Whovians will understand)
GraceyBlueEyes 13
If you feel the need to explain the quote don't bother. I got it without the comment.
riashah 14
Y doesn't stuff like this happen to me ? :/
riashah 14
Oh wow ! I din't know that !
bluejoy 10
Queen?
Enslaved 36
"Who Wants to Live Forever?" ***Seemed a better reply than "Bohemian Rhapsody"(:
Ksweety_fml 27
I wouldn't eat the apple. Just sayin...
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
Well at least he didn't say anything about you being the ugly witch/queen.
floatablebullet 7
You hi-fived him right?
jubjub86 7
Hahaha that's AWESOME!!!
iknowiwantyou 13
you should've thrown an apple at him and said "that's my version of how the queen died"
alwaysmalia 12
why is that an FML? That's hilarious!
sunnyray812 42
I would laugh about it. He's got a good sense of humor!