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By awkward - 06/11/2013 21:16 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML

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By notarobber - 15/05/2013 07:20 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML

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By Nice Melons - 29/09/2013 21:12 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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True, but come on…

By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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By ravenskater - 04/04/2011 02:47

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By bunintheoven - 23/10/2012 04:21 - United States - Seligman

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML

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TheAbstract 15

Thursday 7 November 2013 5:56

He clearly knows what he's talking about. Better listen to the wise man.

Misaki18 17

Thursday 7 November 2013 5:58

Doesn't he mean put into an eternal sweet slumber? :) Now your Prince has to come and save you >:D

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bingbongbingbong 11

Thursday 7 November 2013 9:38

That funny as , how is that a ,FML

a4s 8

Thursday 7 November 2013 10:15

The mans a legend

johnpaisley 6

Thursday 7 November 2013 11:29

Can't stop laughing

KaseyAly 10

Thursday 7 November 2013 11:29

Ya but she got Prince Charming out of it!

starfish7 18

Thursday 7 November 2013 11:44

C'mon, people...it's not creepy. The man has a sense of humor. I would have been laughing!!

Zoey5683 17

Thursday 7 November 2013 12:59

Were you the fairest of them all?

flashback_fml 14

Thursday 7 November 2013 14:24

The apple didn't kill her it put her in a coma temporarily

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Thursday 7 November 2013 16:14

As someone with a mild obsession with fairytales, this would have made my day. But then again, I'm really weird.

nerdy_girl 4

Thursday 7 November 2013 16:24

clearly he didnt pay attention to the movie she fell into a deep sleep and woke up when the prince kissed her

sanecatlady 13

Thursday 7 November 2013 16:52

I'm sure the guy was joking. Also the apple only made her body appear to be dead. If she really was dead then she'd be decomposed and very unkissable by the time the prince found her, lol.

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Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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Today, I realized that I’m undateable because of my weight. I’m 33. My entire life, I’ve always been dated in secret, guys went out with me to make fun of me behind my back, always got cheated on, always get friendzoned, etc. It’s not fair that I have to change my body type to get my chance at happily ever after. FML

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Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML

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