Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML
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Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
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Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
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Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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Top comments
TheAbstract 15
He clearly knows what he's talking about. Better listen to the wise man.
Misaki18 17
Doesn't he mean put into an eternal sweet slumber? :) Now your Prince has to come and save you >:D
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Comments (126)
xxxkassixxx 8
Well that's a good way to creep someone out I have to use this
lifesacircus 8
that. just made my day.
Mysterious_one 26
truth hurts lol... some times kills
Devul143 12
Ha!
coraline123c 23
I find this sadly funny
cathrope 10
This made my day as well.
sassy2085 16
Well you think about it the apple is always at the root of all evil. It was the fruit that eve ate in the garden of Eden and it is the evil fruit that fairy tales poison. It is the favoured fruit of Aphrodite goddess of love but then she was known for being evil. So listen to the guy he has dire warnings.
lerenard_fml 5
Fruits, especially apples, are also interpreted as fertility symbols. Snow white is about the cycle of going from girlhood to womanhood. It has nothing to do with women being evil. There are many ways to read the tale and take away that the queen isn't even evil...and that Snow White turns into the queen after she awakes from her slumber.
PerSueTwo513 13
LMFAO!!!!
SmellMyEyes 9
how exactly does your life suck because of this?
toryglory 4
Now I know what to do next time at the supermarket.