Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
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Top comments
null_fml 11
YDI for standing up to pee?
CallMeHush 1
Well you have a pretty big dick for a woman.
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Comments (35)
xxxsportygurlxxx 0
u forgot to lock the door? tht's like the FIRST thing u should do once u're in a toilet!!!!
musicislife1995_fml 0
she slammed it right away - obviously didn't look clearly and assumed it was a man. get over your penis :)
muffinsareyummy 1
you're making something out of nothing. she could have said "someone" and you just thought you heard "man", or she didn't even look at you. maybe the next time someone walks in on you, you should flash them your **** or vag so they know what your gender is.
applesmoothiee 2
well maybe she wasn't a little girl?
Soniclover3 0
wheres ireplyw/ lyrics with 8inch clit? oh well...
Anteezy 7
You said it yourself she slammed the door shut again right away. Not funny nor an fml.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Children up to 6 or 7 won't always use the right word for the right gender. Nothing to do with you, no need to feel your life is ******.
Sinisin2010 0
AND for looking like a man!
Drea_Gucci 0
I won't sit on that nastey seat either! bad angle Lls
kkoo 0
you deserve it for 1: using one of those nasty things and 2: for not locking the door. lol @ #18