Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
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Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my oven mitt has a hole. Time to get a new one, whenever my finger stops burning. FML
Today, I burnt my finger making pancakes for my kid. After hopping around and running the blister under cold water, I went back to finish making the pancakes and burned the same finger right on top of the new blister. An hour later it burst and the flesh is a funny colour underneath. FML
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Top comments
stryder9090 28
It's just a transfer of a large amount of heat/energy. Put it under cold water next time to avoid blisters!
Jake42100 17
I guess you're smoking hot huh? But yea I bet that had to suck
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Comments (55)
vikky538 29
not sure whom to blame for the burnt tongue...
wallmaria 15
actually instead of cold water you're supposed to use room-temperature water on it
_Lenah_ 20
Black tea is miraculous when it comes to soothing burns. I use orange pekoe because that's all I usually have on hand. Put the tea bag in a small bowl of cold water, let it soak for few seconds, then hold your burnt finger against the tea bag while in the water. The cold water feels good, and the black tea pulls the heat from the burn. And I guess you could brew up some strong, cold, black tea as well and gargle it in your mouth to soothe that burn too. Never tried that before though. Feel better!
sassafrass95 3
It might sound weird but mustard works wonders. It takes the stinging away and doesn't give you water blisters.
mcamilli 14
Ouch ? use oven mittens next time!!!!
joshali 5
no, that happens when your tongue is too dry
JuicyJJ 9
At least u learnt something new ;)
polariz 16
You got burned ! Yes I know where the door is...*walks away *
Tfro 1
Only in Cromwell eh...
Medhi_fml 18
Wow. That's new