Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I was at the self-checkout scanning groceries quickly. I swiped an item so aggressively that it flew out of my hand, hit another customer’s basket, and knocked over a display of onions. I pretended it wasn’t me, but the onions gave me away by rolling directly to my feet. FML
Today, after a 12-hour shift, I went to a grocery store still in scrubs. Someone asked me for medical advice in the cereal aisle. While explaining I couldn’t diagnose them, I knocked over a display of pasta sauce with my cart. It shattered everywhere. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping and tried the self-checkout for the first time. I managed to scan everything except a bag of grapes, which I then dropped, causing them to scatter all over the floor. As I scrambled to pick them up, I slipped on a grape and fell flat on my back. The security footage must have been comedy gold. FML
Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML
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VoodooGypsy 2
I always used to put my face in the mist when I was a kid. Not a big deal.
CallMeHush 1
Oh the HORROR!
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Comments (151)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
You should call the police. It's ILLEGAL for stores to spray down their produce to try to keep it clean and fresh! And red lights?! Unless this store is in the red-light district, that is ALSO illegal! Hey OP, at least it was just water. Watch in "Silence of the Lambs" when Jodie Foster's character is leaving after interviewing Dr. Hannibal Lecter; THAT'S something that is an FML when you get hit in the fact with it. WATER?! Quit crying.
rebbee 0
Lol Trollz. I remember that part of Silence of the lambs! Gross!!!
RaeNeid21 0
uhhh #35....have you ever BEEN to a grocery store? it's definitely not illegal to spray their produce with, of all things, WATER. If it was some type of harmful chemical than obviously it would be, but since it's water, it's fine. How else are they gonna keep their produce clean? Scrub it down with bleach? No. It's also so it doesn't just sit and dry out and go bad quickly. You should probably think before posting because no offense, that comment was really stupid.
DncrHap 9
57, i'll give you a hint: his entire post was a complete joke. sarcasm. silliness. a "jaykay" situation.
RaeNeid21 0
after reading it again, I completely see the sarcasm now. lol sorry it's 2 am here so....my sarcasm monitor isn't on. My apologies for the mistake :)
robotdancer 0
lol 35. OP get over it..it couldnt have hurt beacuse its mist and its not like anyone did anything to you...you did it yo yourself.
StaciCarol 2
Actually, it's illegal that you're full of shit.
doolflex 1
wow that's not an fml, ooooo water what you going to melt or something..
Jacob_04 0
this isn't an fml. boo hoo OP go take 5 minutes to dry off
Freshmeat05 0
What did you think was going to happen Sherlock?
sticksandshit 0
Today, I got sprayed in the face at the store. I also realized I am a pussy. FML
freshkid 0
omg ! mist!? you're doomed !!! attention everyone ! op has mist on his face... pathetic
hamstersFOreal 0
me and my friends love going to grocery stores just to stick our faces in those until we get kicked out lmao :]
missbadluk 0
Ummm...
hamstersFOreal 0
OIUFJERIUGEIURG
OhKayleeeXD 0
LMFAO.
bugmenotmofo 34
Haha. I used to love watching that when I was a kid.
LightningLadyy 0
Me too :D and now they're all cool cause in the grocery store I go into, they make thunder sounds before the water sprays :D
StaciCarol 2
:D Mine does too~