Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML
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Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML
Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I got my period early. While traveling. For a funeral. I had to walk through two entire airport terminals to find a shop that had any period products, and the only option was an $18 box of tampons. Six tampons, to be precise. FML
Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
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Top comments
dead_insects 18
could be worse: could be a necklace made from used tampons! But seriously, that's ******* weird...
THEKAISER 4
Bloody hell
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Comments (146)
Braxton_84 3
I fail to see how this deserved to get approved by the admins as worth posting to FML.
HSOMGF 5
That's wrong like a big old wrong thing that's really wrong.
EricCEric 2
You don't make sense...
quackImapenguin 16
No more wrong than a necklace of candy wrappers. Which is definitely no big deal, just kinda silly.
HeartOfLead 24
She's... Um... Prepaired?
sarbear293 4
Oh so she already comes in two's? Thank god I was worried.
laden_swallow09 35
*prepared You were close, but if there were actual tampons in the wrappers and not just wrappers themselves, she would be. :)
amatoy 11
Too bad it wasn't made of Butterbeer corks. Still, she could have been a real-life Luna Lovegood.
stevenJB 25
Omg I love Luna, shes so adorable!!!! >:3
FMLlifesucks11 1
Haha you're awesome
momogal 22
LOL I was getting ready to say it could be Luna sporting her newest necklace!
Phustercluck 11
Oh noooo, you had to sit next to someone wearing an odd piece of jewelry. What world is this where slightly uncomfortable situations like this can occur? :|
99megster 15
I don't see what the problem is. You should commend her for her creative recycling.
littlemsweirdo 12
That's.....pretty weird. Hope she didn't start a conversation about it. *shudders*
Braxton_84 3
And how is this an FML for you?
CantusVulpis 12
..... What? I just don't understand. I mean... I understand the FML I don't understand what kind of person wears a necklace of tampon packaging?!
Kriyptic 8
It's the new trend, haven't you heard?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Ah well a bird bird bird The bird is the- *shot*
Kriyptic 8
Your comment deserves an award.