Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML
Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
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clopez2 0
Aweeee I'd smash my friend's face till they paid for it
Bryan_Z 0
ignore the troll, #2. Tell your friend to pay for it.
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Comments (146)
IAmBridgette 0
Oh god. I would have killed them.
MTF23 0
I think I've heard this one on here before. Or something similar.
sostupid_fml 0
Isn't there insurance for laptops? Or some sort of thing like that.
cheerthefkupism 0
Make them pay for it. I'm not even kidding. That shit is bogus. I'd recommend new friends, too.
ideekayys 4
Ouch, feel bad for you.
LinneaHall 0
awesome, now you get a new one, free!
AndyDuNasty 0
wow dude that laptop must suck 900 thats a cheap piece of shit
bigraws23 0
Take out the batterie. Then blow drie the hole thing, espicilly the screen, batterie, and where the batterie was. Then wait a few days and it should be fine if you did this with in hours. I know a guy who swam in the ocean for 3 hours with his phone in his pockect. He did what I told you to do and it was fine. But the longer you wait to do that the longer the recovery, and the worse the screen gets.
Drkblz 0
At least it wasn't the laptop I paid 1800 for (worth 3000) that a kid at school wrecked.
omgzdude 0
I hate people who do that without realizing you can sue.