Work: Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward"....

By me - 20/12/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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By ANNIEDBD - 23/03/2012 09:44 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

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By anonymous - 29/03/2012 15:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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By Crosby - 19/04/2024 09:00 - United States - Madison

Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML

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Asshat walking

By Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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By tumblrinas_at_work - 02/05/2015 08:04 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML

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He who smelled it…

By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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bellakaykid 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:25

What a... turd? Yeah, I suck at puns.

blink182AAR 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:26

Well you would be acting awkward after witnessing them talking about her own crap.

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brick_man33 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:40

where any remarkable shades of poop mentioned? (you know, your teals,burgundy,multi-colored)

MisterEx 28

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:44

Since the conversation lasted for at least ten minutes, then it's clearly commun interest between them. There must be a good, sane reason as to why two adults strangers would talk about poop. You just don't seem to know the full story. JUDGEMENTAL FREAK. Too much? Ok bye for now.

upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 15:43

I did this before, and I will do it again. No. Too stupid. And don't say bye while commenting. I want to eat a baby now.

csosa187 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:55

The beautiful thing about poop, is that it comes in all shapes and sizes and colors.

juicycutora 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 7:12

There is no same poop a like! Like a snow flake

rocker135 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:00

So starting a conversation with people about their crap isnt considered socially awkward no more?

moop256 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:00

Not really it a human body function... Than again it seems to be part of my job description

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:01

You should've scolded back by accusing her of alienating other people with her conversation topic. You'd actually be right and she might have shut up right then and there.