By mcds2 - 18/03/2013 08:28 - United States

Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
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sugarshane007 20

Selective memory can be a glorious thing.

Maybe it's his less evil twin brother?

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sugarshane007 20

Selective memory can be a glorious thing.

Maybe he only remembers the sister, or he also has a similar looking (twin-)brother.

sugarshane007 20

One does not simply forget a six month relationship.

Not with ten-thousand minutes could you do this. It is folly.

Great chance to screw him over

11, are you the sister he cheated with?

No, I live some 10000 kilometres away.

Did you create an new acc just to post that?

XxChelseexX 8

He was probably too busy with your sister...

Or u... Damn nice pic

Or with u.. Damn nice pic

Pathetic obnoxious and dementic bastards on the loose. Run OP run.

MorganBrown 8

#27, you're pathetic and disrespectful. Leave the poor girl alone. So what she's beautiful? Say it in a respectful, caring manner and don't be such a pig about it.

Maybe it's his less evil twin brother?

Hit him on the head really hard. Even if that doesn't jog his memory, you'll at least feel a little better :)

sugarshane007 20

This only works when you tell them "Shoulda had a V8," or if you are referring to them as the wonderfully endearing term, "Probie."

Or if Loki has taken control of your friend's body.

sugarshane007 20

16- Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

7-A slap to the face is embarrassing, back of the head's a wake-up call, Elf Lord.

How is that even possible?

Maybe show him a picture of your sister and ask him if he remembers her.

TheCutestLizard 28

Wow, just wow.

MorganBrown 8

Then obviously he's a man whore if he can't remember any of his ex's. He's not worth it. Don't pay any attention to him and you'll be fine(:

Amnesia? I'm sure you gave him a good ol' slap when you caught him cheating.

Maybe he has Changnesia?