Love: Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked...

By mcds2 - 18/03/2013 08:28 - United States

Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 547

By monogamyisalie - 23/07/2015 17:29 - United States

Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML

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Manipulation

By Willow McGarrigle - 04/06/2020 23:00

Today, my ex, who I only dated for 3 months, told me the only reason why he dated me was because he thought my sister was hot, and he just wanted to get closer to her. So thank you for that. FML

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You deserved it 139

By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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You deserved it 7 671

By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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You deserved it 7 371

By LadyNexus - 07/01/2015 03:54 - United States - Mohrsville

Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML

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You deserved it 4 277

Manic Pixie Dream Girl

By Misha - 05/06/2022 06:00

Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML

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You deserved it 134

Blast from the past

By Ljsmitty - 12/09/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 2 897

By xyz - 09/02/2009 18:24 - Ireland

Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML

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You deserved it 30 734

By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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You deserved it 991

sugarshane007 20

Monday 18 March 2013 12:25

Selective memory can be a glorious thing.

cocacola999 27

Monday 18 March 2013 12:27

Maybe it's his less evil twin brother?

Comments

sugarshane007 20

Monday 18 March 2013 12:25

Selective memory can be a glorious thing.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Monday 18 March 2013 12:33

Maybe he only remembers the sister, or he also has a similar looking (twin-)brother.

sugarshane007 20

Monday 18 March 2013 12:34

One does not simply forget a six month relationship.

gotaplanstan 28

Monday 18 March 2013 12:52

Not with ten-thousand minutes could you do this. It is folly.

santabunty 3

Monday 18 March 2013 13:14

Great chance to screw him over

ladyLALAA 28

Monday 18 March 2013 14:01

11, are you the sister he cheated with?

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 19 March 2013 2:19

No, I live some 10000 kilometres away.

Catkam623 27

Tuesday 19 March 2013 3:31

Did you create an new acc just to post that?

XxChelseexX 8

Monday 18 March 2013 12:26

He was probably too busy with your sister...

santabunty 3

Monday 18 March 2013 13:15

Or u... Damn nice pic

santabunty 3

Monday 18 March 2013 13:17

Or with u.. Damn nice pic

Jac_d_ipper 10

Monday 18 March 2013 14:12

Pathetic obnoxious and dementic bastards on the loose. Run OP run.

MorganBrown 8

Monday 18 March 2013 17:09

#27, you're pathetic and disrespectful. Leave the poor girl alone. So what she's beautiful? Say it in a respectful, caring manner and don't be such a pig about it.