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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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Vicious and unprovoked

By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 05:01

Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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h_langston12 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:17

protect the fragiles

IOwnedYou 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:20

Boom nut shot.

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ironnutstimesten 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:30

lol do you go to franklin county schools lol

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:42

Was 59 when I posted..

JlynnS 11

Friday 29 January 2010 23:33

Nice ... LMAO

JlynnS 11

Friday 29 January 2010 23:33

Nice ... LMAO

cuteness69 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:37

Aww, I could make them feel better.. ;)

butlerreid 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:40

you should really think before you act retard

dillonc11 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:44

hahahahahahahaha ur a retard!!!!!!!

blastvortex 3

Friday 29 January 2010 23:48

Aw, nuts...

trebla3193 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:49

I don't see the fml here. you got the biggest best kid out. you're a hero!

Goatsonaboat 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:54

*balls ascend*

cykedelic 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:01

What the heck is wrong with those kids? When I was little that was practically the only game we ever wanted to play!

boatkicker 4

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:34

Agreed. Our gym teachers would only let us play it before a major school vacation.

Boddmon 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:05

aw that and dodge ball and red-a and tether ball and 4 square!

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