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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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Friday 22 July 2011 2:26

Look's like he scared you pissless.

KattAlex 4

Friday 22 July 2011 2:27

I can't stop laughing at the picture that this put in my head.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Friday 22 July 2011 5:24

what a pissy situation! fyl

CodeMan0712 5

Friday 22 July 2011 5:25

dude my mom ean in my room screamibg when i watched it

smartness 6

Friday 22 July 2011 5:27

Talk about clean up on isle 3!

cro5 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:30

I'm sooo sorry

smartness 6

Friday 22 July 2011 5:30

Talk about clean up on isle 3!

textwork 4

Friday 22 July 2011 5:30

pwnage

isaiahfiegel 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:31

wow so funny

magaliwoodrock 19

Friday 22 July 2011 5:32

that movie wasnt even scary -_-

elizabeth9m 4

Friday 22 July 2011 5:34

lmfao . too funny ew . i probably would have just pissed even more haha xD

Oakley34 4

Friday 22 July 2011 5:35

that movie wasn't even good....

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