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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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You deserved it 3 126

By Anon - 13/08/2009 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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By HazzaBoo - 07/08/2012 23:45 - United States

Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML

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You deserved it 2 970

By Fuck irony - 29/10/2017 10:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

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Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette

By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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You deserved it 105

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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You deserved it 2 898

By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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Acousticpixie14 6

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:43

No good deed goes unpunished. Sad, but true.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:06

I fail to see how this is an example of karma.

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khatyangelz 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 4:48

lmfao, ooo. That sucks.

emsiti 6

Sunday 20 February 2011 5:24

they took my comment down ( didnt give him enough soup)

j346 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 23:01

no good deed goes unpunished.....

iluvmusic8128 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:27

I dont think I can say "irrelevant" loud enough. what do those 2 things have to do with eachother?

AceHigh 9

Friday 1 June 2012 19:36

To kill a mockingbird.

eilatan88 11

Sunday 15 July 2012 6:08

That's ironic... And quite hilarious

imperialtl 12

Monday 23 July 2012 2:08

That's what you get for helping out those meth addicted fiends.

Termanator141 12

Thursday 24 January 2013 0:34

no good deed goes unpunished

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