Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML
Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML
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Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
KEEPER!
valleyshooter 8
What!?!? Batman isn't sexy enough for you? A sultry Mexican batman at that too. Your one of those robin girls aren't you. freak!!!
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Comments (157)
12dcevin 5
You got batman and zoro combined....I dont see why your complaining
ImaginaryFoe 1
Feel free to hate on me for this but I can't stop myself. Zorro did not wear what is commonly referred to by the term "sombrero". I could get even more pedantic on this subject but I'm trying to hold back.
zombicidal 11
well sombrero means hat so he sort of does
Enslaved 38
Sombrero= hat----wore in Mexico----Zorro's legend in Mexico. I understood the joke.(:
KyuuketsukiApple 30
Thanks for killing the joke with your wikipedia article, 89. :(
amandavf1 0
That's your hero :) don't complain >:(!
datoismyname 22
I didn't know that Batman was Mexican. :)
ArielTheMermaid 17
Your pic made my life :)
datoismyname 22
Haha thanks:)
Patts_fml 4
What a Joker
LukaInTheSky 3
I hope he's not too much older, otherwise he's Robin the cradle
flockz 20
with OP's lack of humor, i don't think she has a Deadshot at a guy this funny.
TheNewGuy03 29
She probably thinks he seems a little Strange. |the kid|
LukaInTheSky 3
OP, would you have preferred him in a Penguin suit?
honeybuncher 3
i bet shes a spidey fan.
foxmatrix15 8
If u send him a pic of u in a cat woman or batgirl mask u will totally get him to be urs.
xbrit551 13
How is this a FML
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Ehh its common for guys to not really care what they look like.
juturnaamo 29
So, just ask him for one where you can see his handsome face?
OliviaMaris13 0
If that's not perfect then I don't know what is