Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML
Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML
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Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
KEEPER!
valleyshooter 8
What!?!? Batman isn't sexy enough for you? A sultry Mexican batman at that too. Your one of those robin girls aren't you. freak!!!
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Comments (157)
crazyrn 6
Maybe it's just me, but I don't understand how this is a fml. At least he sent back a picture and not a restraint order.
Humanspider 18
Batman is always sexy. Maybe you can not fathom the moistness and arousal that comes from his awesomeness.
anteup623 14
And your response should have been as follows: "MARRY ME."
slients_1234 0
Woah woah woah.... Whoa. How is this an "FML"?!! I can see this being a "MLA" (my life is average) He is a keeper! Take him, feeeel the love from batman!
Majstr 23
He did it for teh lulz!
DocBastard 40
If I could thumb this up 25 times, I would. Alas, only one thumbs up from me. Well played.
SVZ 0
The Dark Knight Rises 2012. Enough said.
sKarpunch 0
Was that all he was wearing? Be pretty creepy if it was
Airman1988 9
I dont see the FML here, he dressed as mexican batman, thats awesome. I could see it being an issue if he sent a pic dressed like Wonder Woman, but this no.
sheethapins 13
Ay caramba Batman!
jaredofmo 22
You got a crush on YouTube's BinkieMcFartNuggets?