Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML
Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML
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Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
KEEPER!
valleyshooter 8
What!?!? Batman isn't sexy enough for you? A sultry Mexican batman at that too. Your one of those robin girls aren't you. freak!!!
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Comments (157)
ninjacutie 6
do not ever let him go.
djjaxon2001 4
Damn That sounds sexy lol
awesomelikethat 0
What a man. Thats pretty funny though.
Zinchy1234 1
...so? You have to understand that a man will not know that you spent a lot of time picking out a picture so that he can see it once. Men are not weird like that.
carleymuffins 0
I would marry him lmfao
rebel_girl95 2
He's a keeper.
mcdonaldh 4
This Guy BELONGS on MLIA!!!!!
Bemilu 4
You must be young..
Carlie_McCartney 1
So maybe comic books are his thing? I'm addicted to Marvel comics and that would make me happy :D and as for the sombrero...you don't know his heritage! ;)
Dallasluver19 14
Move on