Love: Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split....

By ohIlike - 15/09/2009 12:10 - Australia

Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, 'liking' the break up. FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 22:41

Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML

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By Terra - 19/11/2016 05:14

Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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By notAMrs - 20/11/2012 17:22 - United States - Jeffersonville

Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML

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Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:29

WTF thirteen year engagement?!

Standupboi 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:30

why the **** were u engaged for 13 years???

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Silentknight 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 19:15

can you blame her? thirteen years. mothers don't like to see their children in relationships that aren't going anywhere.

wishiwazritch 3

Thursday 27 May 2010 10:42

13 years of engagement is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. if you weren't going to do it already then what was the point?

carriedaway02 0

Monday 7 June 2010 11:13

ouch!!

katherineann227 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 15:34

thirteen years of engagement? oh god no wonder the bitch "liked" it... she wants grandchildren!!!

jem12 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 8:34

wow 13 years of engagement! thats very long.

ninjacatz 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 3:33

y the hell did u not get married in the time frame of 13 years i mean WTF?!?!?!

liecake 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:41

If anything on facebook makes anything in your life "official," then you need to get out more.

joker1911 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:11

13 years...that's almost the 7 year itch times two!!

ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:28

my parents were married within 10 months of meeting each other and they're still together. why were u engaged for 13 years?

Amaya17 4

Thursday 19 May 2011 8:32

WHAT THE ****!!?? why the hell hadn't you gotten married after thirteen years!!!???

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