Miscellaneous: Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with...

By Dig4life - 05/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Kent

Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML

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Saturday 6 June 2015 0:46

You can really sense the love...

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My mom hates it when I spend any time with my dad or show him any kind of love so I kinda get this.

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Destiel_ 11

Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:38

this literally happened to me too.

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