Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
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Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I watched my husband attempt to make Cup Noodles. He used the Keurig to make hot water, instead of the kettle or microwave, then he burned himself trying to pour it, got angry, and smashed the mug and the noodles. I married this man. FML
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
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FerrariCake 2
So the correct statement would be: An idiot can make Kraft Dinner, but will burn themselves in the process.
noshitsherlock 0
Hahahaha, at least you're NOT an idiot, according to you, because you CAN'T do it right!
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Comments (51)
looneyben5432 0
look on that bright side your not even stupid!!! huh-raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
suffokateslowly 0
ummmm this has already been posted before im sure it cant happen to 2 idiots so im sure this is damn fake
FatNerd 0
You gotta put the handle on the inside.
BoredBrunette 7
My 11 year old sister makes me kraft dinner,,,
mishkaroni 15
Lol. That sucks, but it's funny. I can't say you deserve boiling water spilling onto you just because of a comment...but maybe you need supervision while cooking...
inthedopeshow 17
YDI for calling it "Kraft Dinner".
piedpiper303 29
in Canada it's called Kraft dinner
Urpoppy 21
Apparently they can't. ?