Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
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Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I watched my husband attempt to make Cup Noodles. He used the Keurig to make hot water, instead of the kettle or microwave, then he burned himself trying to pour it, got angry, and smashed the mug and the noodles. I married this man. FML
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
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FerrariCake 2
So the correct statement would be: An idiot can make Kraft Dinner, but will burn themselves in the process.
noshitsherlock 0
Hahahaha, at least you're NOT an idiot, according to you, because you CAN'T do it right!
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Comments (51)
anonacs 0
If i came out ok then you still made it.
wackodongo 0
karma
Subjectzero 0
the only way you could have done that is if you were pouring toward yourself. you are an idiot.
FarSide 23
You could not make it... therefore, by your logic, you are not an idiot, you moron. But FYL for not understanding what you said.
redbluegreen 41
I'm sorta glad I'm allergic to Kraft. That stuff is disgusting.
XanimalloverX 0
Burning yourself is EXCRUTIATING like over the top pain( basically so bad its traumatizing, I know from experince from spilling boiling water trust me I've done it twice
cheque_please 0
id hate to tell you, but karma's a bitch. sorry about the burns
Mx_Rider 6
chicks love scars :] dont trip buddie
_Naboo_ 0
Ouch, I know how that feels. Be more careful though.
blastvortex 4
You might be right about the "idiot" thing, but you could probably say the same of a klutz too. Intelligence and ability are two different things. ¯(º_o)/¯ Of course, YDI anyway. Oh, and quit flaming yourself. LOL