Love: Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night,...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:49 - Germany - Stuttgart

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

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By ifaisal - 26/02/2010 03:05 - Qatar

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

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By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was sitting behind some bushes in the dark enjoying the view, when some cops came and confiscated my night-vision goggles, then warned me for acting like a "creepy perv." FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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Busted

By DuckMan - 07/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML

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By suspiciouspeople - 05/08/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I discovered that sitting in the back of your car from 8-9 p.m. talking with a friend in a park area is suspicious enough behavior to have cops called on you, then for backup to arrive. FML

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Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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I always feel like somebody's watching me

By Chris - 20/11/2012 05:03 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to come pick up her things, and while I waited I took a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

Wednesday 20 May 2015 9:53

Shame on you for having a valid reason to be out at night.

Atomic_Mushroom 14

Wednesday 20 May 2015 9:54

Psssst.. Where's the stash..?

Comments

tranced_ 45

Wednesday 20 May 2015 10:36

They were only following protocols so I guess it's bad luck it had to be you. .hope you get some good action tonight :)

Jordyn_Lei 11

Wednesday 20 May 2015 10:40

What kind of action were you expecting from a "crush" at a train station?

fakedsincerity 32

Wednesday 20 May 2015 11:33

a hug or a kiss goodbye, maybe? get your head out of the gutter! :P

cari_cat 19

Wednesday 20 May 2015 10:52

I'm just glad it was police that found you. It was bad what happened but at least you weren't physically hurt. In my area you definitely avoid parks at night

Stillo 25

Wednesday 20 May 2015 10:54

Try replace "taking" with stalking and "to" with at. ;)

CharlesEmersonW 31

Wednesday 20 May 2015 12:17

Not all of us share your hobbies :)) ^^

wakemeupplease 21

Wednesday 20 May 2015 11:27

I'm offended and feel a cop lol... annoying cops always judging people and never go after the bad ones

fakedsincerity 32

Wednesday 20 May 2015 11:32

Ugh that's so awful of them. That sucks. On the upside you have an interesting story to tell your crush!

wow_very_doge 10

Wednesday 20 May 2015 11:35

Is it legal in Germany to conduct a search without an order? Even in Russia policeman aren't allowed to search you or your bags if you are not arrested for doing something illegal.

xygen 19

Wednesday 20 May 2015 12:03

No, in Russia, bags search cops. ( sorry it's 3am)

obliviongillette 18

Wednesday 20 May 2015 12:48

Happens to me every time I walk into an airport.

91hayek 31

Wednesday 20 May 2015 13:12

Fick die Polizei.

merryhappy1887 20

Wednesday 20 May 2015 15:00

That's so illegal. Step one, verbally state you do not consent to a search. Step 2, answer no questions and request a lawyer. If you got a good lawyer you could sue the police department, though I'm doubtful it would get you far at this point.