Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty tight for cash at the moment I was pretty excited. I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it because I didn't register my card details first. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
Today, I indulged in some online gambling. I wisely only spent $100 and won, quite a bit; I even wisely withdrew 2/3rds of the money into my bank account. Thing is I'm on SSI, which requires me to keep a maximum amount of money in my bank; if it goes over I get cut off. Now I'm scrambling to spend my winnings. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
Today, I did the most idiotic thing someone living with their parents could possibly do. I made a separate online casino account in my mom's name (just her name, my email, phone number, etc.) When I deposited from my bank account, the site got suspicious, and is now making me and her sign a document to get the money out. FML
Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML
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Top comments
annedroid 0
Maybe you're tight on cash because you're gambling it away?
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Dumbass! You deserve it.
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Comments (66)
JeepersUK 0
I was the author of this post, and just to clarify, you get given £30 completely free in the latest offer they have to attract new customers. As for getting a job as someone pointed out, I have my own business, so I think I've pretty much covered that one. I wouldn't ever play online casinos with my own money, hence why I thought this offer was worth a look. I genuinely thought this website was just for people to have a little fun on, not to be overly offensive to people.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
if you have your own business and are so successful and shit, then why are you broke as ****? get a job
ffmmllyaya 0
why does people who have their own business has to be successful n rich? lots of business fail
anon45 6
First time I ever see the OP respond to comments, I like you already.
Sturmeh 0
So you put nothing in and expect something out? then you are dissapointed when it says that?
mikew85 0
guess what, online gambling isn't free. you probably missed the part where it said you were just playing for fun.
jheinz33 3
Well considering you play at an online casino, it's not a big surprise you're tight on money. Save up OP and don't gamble
natsaysheyyy 16
Short on cash and gambling? SMH, idiot.
rfn2 7
Don't gamble
CzarLaval 9
Read all fine print when dealing with real cash online
Cyrus00 41
They'll always find ways to **** you up!