Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty tight for cash at the moment I was pretty excited. I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it because I didn't register my card details first. FML
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Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
Today, I indulged in some online gambling. I wisely only spent $100 and won, quite a bit; I even wisely withdrew 2/3rds of the money into my bank account. Thing is I'm on SSI, which requires me to keep a maximum amount of money in my bank; if it goes over I get cut off. Now I'm scrambling to spend my winnings. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
Today, I did the most idiotic thing someone living with their parents could possibly do. I made a separate online casino account in my mom's name (just her name, my email, phone number, etc.) When I deposited from my bank account, the site got suspicious, and is now making me and her sign a document to get the money out. FML
Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML
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annedroid 0
Maybe you're tight on cash because you're gambling it away?
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Dumbass! You deserve it.
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Comments (66)
Zak3nnay0 0
Iono bout other countries, but in the states u cant transfer money to a friend without having a history of depositing real money. Then again, we have the stupid UIGEA law which makes moving money across online casinos extremely hard.
hotstuff81 0
I have to say that is your fault if you were that tight on cash why were you gambling.
jaxsk 0
Sounds like a scam to me... sorry.
Mewtwo_fml 1
Geez, go to Casinomeister and find out if they're accredited, use the Pitch-A-Bitch form, you have your money, plain and simple. If you're gambling online in Europe you should know this already. YDI.
dacman48 0
you deserve it for thinking that online poker was going to get u anything but a bucket of fail
CaptainPat 0
Just for the non european folks, how much, in american is 200 of those squiggly things?
dinosaursgorawr 0
200 euros?
Unzorn 0
They're pounds. Around $1.66 each http://www.google.com/search?q=pound+to+dollar+conversion&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
SharkWeeker 0
You're an idiot. Read a newspaper. Europe uses Euros. Britain uses Pounds. There's no currency called "in american". You're the American moron who gives the rest of us a bad reputation.
Tsukasa_fml 0
There is such thing as the American Dollar. Somehow I suspect that's what he meant.
CaptainPat 0
No shit there's no such currency as "In American" You have to be pretty ******* stupid to not know that i mean in American Dollars. If i were to just say "dollars", well there are plenty of countries that have "dollars". I figured you people would be smart enough to know that "dollars" is what i meant. Also, i know there are euros, and pounds, but i did not know what that symbol meant. So **** you sir.
wood1212 0
Who cares... that is not a big deal. It happens to thousands of people everyday and takes scanning 2 documents to fix. This is stupid
p00p0ster0us 0
So, gambling while being tight for cash didn't raise any red flags?
dinosaursgorawr 0
lmao, right.
BeyondImage 0
Maybe the casino is why you're broke in the first place? If so you should seek help..IF you're commonly low on cash, I mean