Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
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Top comments
Eir_fml 1
sounds like it's not going to be great for that person either.
batch56 0
You sound pretty dumb.
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Comments (29)
popoman 0
Dumbass. You should have 10x more YDIs than FMLs. How can you not recognize your car? Don't you look inside too? Also, YDI for anger problems.
Halo3FanTylerMan 0
what the **** is wrong you, what are you retarted??? i hope they were the same color.... D-U-*******-H
ddlovatolover 23
Retarted? Oh the irony...
pulpfiction_fml 3
Anger management maybe?
hellawagon 0
Not too observant?
brianjman14 23
wow ur such a stupid retard
begeru 0
They better have been they exact same color and the exact same model with the exact same license plate, and in the exact same spot otherwise you're a complete dumbass.
nouza 0
I so agree with that!
apocracy 0
Niiice
IWABO2_ 0
Thats a dumb-ass move
G6Clutch 0
YDI For not having a car remote
Chrisuh 29
you shouldn't be driving nor owning a car when you are not able to see properly