Today, after months of searching and several emotional breakdowns, I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, my marriage is one week away. Despite all the challenges we faced during COVID, we powered through everything. Today is also the day my work decided to tell me they're letting me go. I now have to either go on my improvised honeymoon or job hunt. FML
Today, after 2 months of searching, I finally found a good, stable job. How does the universe reward me upon waking up on my very first day? With a burning yeast infection. FML
Today, it's been two weeks since my wife started her new job. She got overwhelmed and fell off the wagon on Monday. Instead of going to work, she spent the last week passed out drunk, and she'll probably get fired. We really needed that 100k a year she was going to make. FML
Today, after five months of unemployment and hardcore job searching, I got hired for my dream job. I called my mum to tell her all about it, to which she responded, "Great honey! Now all you need to do is lose all that weight." She allowed me all of four minutes of feeling good about myself. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
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Top comments
SerendipityRose 26
Love you too, honey... Yikes.
JustKittyKat 24
Well, someone doesn't get any celebratory cake and alcohol.
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Comments (111)
carcar54 1
Well how much have you f'd up before? These comments don't come out of nowhere!
xmaximusx 12
You should have divorced her while you were broke and down my friend
katt_is_here 24
Context is needed prior to my decision on whether you deserved this or not. How did you lose your last job? If you got fired for being an idiot, YDI. If it was not your fault (truly not your fault,) YLS.
mcholl 7
You must be talking about my wife! I just wonder how she's traveling between our houses so quickly.
Rhondaplp 11
Your wife has a point