Today, after months of searching and several emotional breakdowns, I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, my marriage is one week away. Despite all the challenges we faced during COVID, we powered through everything. Today is also the day my work decided to tell me they're letting me go. I now have to either go on my improvised honeymoon or job hunt. FML
Today, after 2 months of searching, I finally found a good, stable job. How does the universe reward me upon waking up on my very first day? With a burning yeast infection. FML
Today, it's been two weeks since my wife started her new job. She got overwhelmed and fell off the wagon on Monday. Instead of going to work, she spent the last week passed out drunk, and she'll probably get fired. We really needed that 100k a year she was going to make. FML
Today, after five months of unemployment and hardcore job searching, I got hired for my dream job. I called my mum to tell her all about it, to which she responded, "Great honey! Now all you need to do is lose all that weight." She allowed me all of four minutes of feeling good about myself. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
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Top comments
SerendipityRose 26
Love you too, honey... Yikes.
JustKittyKat 24
Well, someone doesn't get any celebratory cake and alcohol.
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Comments (111)
windfuelsfire 10
Cold heart bitch
Hazmat88 2
Don't be so sensitive... She could have said nothing at all.
kingsian 15
She is probably tired of you losing your jobs and she just wants you to take this one seriously.
whoknew1 3
congrats on the new job. hopefully support from a complete stranger will make you feel better
disisDebosbike 2
I'm kind of impressed that no one suggested divorcing her on the first comment page. Is FML becomming more intelligent!?
mikeymayhem_87 15
Great.... You just had to day something..... Now comes the flood of divorce posts!
simoncat 11
Has she been the breadwinner lately? If not she's good for little. She us certainly not emotionally supportive. She must be financially. Right? Once you get your confidence back and are a bit more monetarily stable, find out about counseling or separation.
buddy51 23
Well, did you **** the last one up? Be honest now.....
AzWolf 5
Maybe based on her past experiences with you and jobs???
Chazzzor 10
So, don't **** this one up.
frethelt 3
im amazed moderaters havent shut this down both religion and politics are bad topics, and this turned to politics pretty fast, i personally love both political and religious debates... but then again i think anyone who follows a religion or a political party is nieve foolish and retarded... not that i call them so, like i said i enjoy debates not one sided rants... its just so hard to find people willing to debate