Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
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Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I realized that my Twitter profile was very public when my business professor made fun of student tweets in class. My tweet went, "Totally bullshitting this business report" about the report I'd just handed in, worth a large portion of my grade. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I got a question wrong on an exam. The question started with, "In your opinion..." FML
Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask a question in a packed lecture hall. The professor repeated my question, except he'd misheard me and rephrased it into something wildly incorrect. The class laughed. Instead of correcting him, I nodded. Now half the class thinks I don’t understand the difference between correlation and causation. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
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That_Ginger 18
At least he didn't name you specifically.
JustinKirby 20
That's not right, he shouldn't post that kind of stuff about his students online.
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Comments (183)
Maiko_rayquaza 8
Your professor could get in trouble for that, teachers aren't supposed to talk about exam questions/answers.
142_cats 13
You should publicly out him for it or something OP. Or just try better but it was probably just a bad test day.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Teachers have twitters lol
breakinlegs 19
I don't even have one ha. And why was he following his teacher?
pere 11
That was incredibly unprofessional of him.
awilliams44 9
at least he didn't put ur name! I think he could get in trouble for that
mattatom17 10
He already can get in trouble for what he did.
Dinoporeon 9
Sorry, but I'm siding with the professor on this one!
Meld86 12
Can you talk to the professor? I would complain to the department
kmartFTW 12
I agree!!
olpally 32
Your professor is a prick.
TheYaoiFan 5
Have him fired. That's not a very respectful teacher I'd say.
zoegirl_455 30
The thing that bothers me the most about it is that the professor should be fully aware that what he posts is public and can be seen by students. If he has a twitter and knows students follow him/can look him up, there is no way he should post stuff like that. That is disrespectful to not just op but all of his students, as they may worry they will be publicly made fun of in the future. I'd let a higher authority know what happened op, that kind of stuff usually isn't tolerated.