Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
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Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I realized that my Twitter profile was very public when my business professor made fun of student tweets in class. My tweet went, "Totally bullshitting this business report" about the report I'd just handed in, worth a large portion of my grade. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I got a question wrong on an exam. The question started with, "In your opinion..." FML
Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask a question in a packed lecture hall. The professor repeated my question, except he'd misheard me and rephrased it into something wildly incorrect. The class laughed. Instead of correcting him, I nodded. Now half the class thinks I don’t understand the difference between correlation and causation. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
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That_Ginger 18
At least he didn't name you specifically.
JustinKirby 20
That's not right, he shouldn't post that kind of stuff about his students online.
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Comments (183)
singer0421 32
You're allowed to follow your teachers on twitter?! We have a school policy against that O.o
angiemarie96 25
My bio teacher has a like page for her students to follow, and my math teacher had a school only twitter
SgtAssCheeks 21
Thats unprofessional, even though he didn't expose you. Im more curious to if you passed your exam? If so, screw what the teacher has to say; you made it through!
zeldagirl77 7
That's not right. He should get in trouble for that.
rockhead1270 5
Why would you broadcast your stupidity on FML?
singer0421 32
It's a website that exposes people's awful lives to make other people laugh and feel better about their less awful lives. This is pretty much an anonymous website if you want it to be, so there's no reason he shouldn't be able to admit his level of embarrassment that his teacher caused him by his stupidity.
ZY1431 24
I would have called him out on it. he's a professional he should act like one he's also an adult, why pull some b.s. kid thing and post stuff like that
pwnman 33
OP, your professor is so unprofessional, he doesn't deserve his job.
tigerisabelle 31
That sucks OP. He sounds like a dick. Exams are always stressful and fear of being ridiculed aren't going to make them easier. Maybe go and talk to him - privately - and tell him what he did was wrong? But, also, OP, if your college is like mine, there are 250+ students in lecture classes sometimes and he definitely wasn't trying to hurt you. Still sucks tho, FYL.
nim6 11
Bummer, happened to me once but the teacher talked about the answer in class not online.. Forget about it :)
futuremarine123 6
you should comment back and say thank you you are such a good teacher I learned everything from you
TXFernwoods 26
Your professor is an ass.