Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reminded that I'd submitted a short story to a writing competition months ago when I got an email saying I'd won second place. I excitedly forwarded it to friends and family. A few minutes later, another email arrived, explaining they'd contacted the wrong person. My celebration lasted exactly eleven minutes. FML
Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML
Today, I was supposed to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting, during which my parents were convinced I had won, I discovered that my entry had never been received. Apparently the woman I had confirmed with had had a long day, and lied so that she could go home. FML
Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML
Today, I've been relentlessly refreshing my email. I'm anxious and expecting the results of a competition. It's my preschooler's playdough competition results. What has my life become? FML
Today, I won a free year's supply of coffee in a contest. Turns out "a year's supply" meant 12 coupons for small coffees, one per month. The giant ceremonial check they gave me was worth more than the prize. I hope the publicity they got out of me was worth it. FML
Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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Top comments
flockz 20
look at your prize, now back to me. at your prize and back to me again. sadly you didn't win. but with the money i saved not sending in contest entrees i can now afford to go to Hawaii. i'm on a beach.
TheRealBrianGrif 7
Take the hint
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Comments (87)
c0c0_fml 16
Consider yourself lucky you even won a prize. You're just fooling yourself if you thought you could win the trip!
harp 9
You could have won 300 of them....
mrsayuso 0
Don't worry. You aren't missing out on much. I used to live there and unless you like hookers, hobos and meth in large amounts squished onto a tiny island it's not that great.
2anonymous2 2
well maybe they noticed u sent so many so maybe they thought u wer cheating
The_Troller 14
But the virgin is servicing me now...
IBelongToJeebus 0
Sweet!
causticgirl 6
You really should get a life. You could have been half way through learning a new language with Rosetta Stone
disney_blonde 16
Seriously? This got through? I played the lotto last weekend. I didn't win anything. FML.
Leilana_Lappy 3
YDI for calling yourself Mr. Nobody when you are female
perdix 31
You do realize that if you put in the same number of entries as everyone else in the world combined, your odds of winning would just be 50:50?