Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
AllegroRubato tells us more.
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D
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obnum 19
I agree... What!?
smallshaft 10
Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?
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Comments (277)
Schizomaniac 24
Oh, look at that. My FML made it up. I ought to use this time to boast about my huge muscles and penis, too. *goes back to crying and masturbating*
naughtylez82 4
Ummmm what?! I love when my girl makes me cum "to many times"
cobaltjedi 13
Dude you are so good she is complaining
katt_is_here 24
Oh look at that. Some douchecannoe made up an fml to brag about how good he is at sex. He is so good that women complain about how good he is. Um....what? Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
katt_is_here 24
lol I didn't even realize that someone else had started their sarcastic comment the same way as I did. oops. lol
tbooty2140 4
Dude tbh some girls are actually embarrassed about that, kind of like a guy who has no stamina but hey, you feel like a boss I bet.
ICastillo 25
Everybody is reading this wrong, OP makes her come to the house to visit him to many times.
wooley29 8
63-I don't think that is how OP meant it but I like how you had a different perspective.
babyshaft408 8
Ha ha ha I dunno next time spray paint her face and yell out I'm cumming a lot too
Vidrill 22
Alright, now you're just showing off...
MidnightMusic53 37
Op..there's a huge difference between "come" and "cum.." Hopefully I'm not the only one who found this mistake too annoying to ignore..
NagainaFier 16
I dont know why people are getting their panties in a damn twist when its spelt correctly. The oy thing I can think of is that they think it's less vulgar spelt that way.
MidnightMusic53 37
You've got to be kidding me, they have two very different definitions. Of course "come" is less vulgar, it means "get over here." It may be spelled correctly, but it's a completely different word, and by the way, spelt is not a word.
challan 19
I feel for you OP. If you'd like to talk about it, give me a call. In fact, forget calling, just swing on by.