Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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ANSNIMS 4
It's ok, I don't think Big Mac's actually contain any real meat. Unless by 'meat' you mean grease and newspaper...
Cupcaken 0
YDI for taking a bet that goes against your values in life. that's just stupid.
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Comments (228)
fxdxhk90 0
Oh Noez! Meat is murder! You like the taste of hamburgers (like 99% of the population). Stop being a self righteous vegetarian and get over it.
See_Air_Ah 0
You can be against animal cruelty without being a vegetarian...
TuucciZ 0
Vegetarianism is an idealist mindset. It's something with a good purpose and all that behind it, but it is extremely hard to implement. Kudos to those who can do it. Personally, I enjoy meat a lot and think it's an important part of a diet, but generally, I eat meat only once or twice a week. The gap between "meat-eaters" and blunt vegetarians is far too large - people should realize they can eat LESS meat. All that moral superiority stuff, not helpful. I merely inform people of that if they're conserned, they can eat less meat, and them a couple of recipes or something. None of that "YOU DAMNED BRUTE MURDERER" and "I'M BETTER THAN YOU" crap no one wants to hear. Now, for the OP: Woah, stupid betting. You deserved it.
cruncheweezy 0
YDI FOR COMPROMISING YOUR VALUES.
carsonkerr 0
Did it make you vomit?
deese64 0
good for you.
chikiitaaa 0
it's ok macdonalds probably doesn't even make their burgers with real meat.
FML_FYL_2009 0
Why would you bet with your values? You obviously aren't truly that comitted.