Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
why wouldn't you have just sent a text to yourself first to see if it delivered or not......
Funambulist 0
Get better friends :)
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Comments (82)
steffreestar 0
Wow, that sucks.
thisis2bad 0
meh. must really suck. i feel for ya bro
AntotoNEE 0
sucks for you but hey T-mobile is on your side haha
hqwoody327 0
At least you're getting replies to your FML!
moonlight_daze 8
I know, right? "Always look on the bright side of life, da da ta da da da ta da..."
whoaelena 0
That Sidekick bill is obviously being wasted!
survivalism 0
T-Mobile sucks.
BlueHurricane 0
Don't we have a couple of FMLs JUST like this one?
whoakryspyy 0
Yes, though not worded the same; http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/2337784
moonlight_daze 8
FYL for having bad friends. Maybe GTFO of Texas?
TheNeckbeard 0
Are you that guy who forwards all the crappy jokes and "Send this to 10 people in 5 minutes or die" chain letters? Cause if you are, I wouldn't just ignore you, I would punch you in the uterus.
fyl_notmine 0
too bad dudes dont have a uterus. good luck punching him in his
ssnepenthe 0
Ha. Get one from me, too. And fyl_notmine, I bet Thomas Beatie's acquaintances thought the same.
AnimalPorn 0
You're probably just one of those annoying texters that go "hey wt up" all the time or something.