Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
why wouldn't you have just sent a text to yourself first to see if it delivered or not......
Funambulist 0
Get better friends :)
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Comments (82)
moonlight_daze 8
So are your mom's **** but you don't see me complaining.
00754chan 0
i ROFL at your life.
lo_k 0
i've read this one before.
Englishrose 0
Normal people would check that the phone wasn't actually working by sending texts to themselves before they go to a store. I call FAKE.
Jennika 0
lol i'd text you back. :P
48Connor 10
my friends do the exact same thing
iheartkookiez12 0
ahahahaha useless fml WTF not al the time ur friends will reply
rsflores9 0
Ok everyone, we get that they live under a rock. That got old really fast.
xGetScaredx 0
maybe you could go talk to them in real life? or make more friends and hang out with people rather than being bored and texting people. Or do what my boyfriend does and CALL :p just a suggestion
madefromcali 0
I wouldn't call them friends.:/