Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
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eunami 15
I can't be the only one wondering what the backstory of this FML is
AndyPurdy 31
how tf did your phone end up in there?
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chef4money 12
I think that happens more than people want to admit. I have put the milk in the pantry and the box of cereal in the fridge. Not been able to find my phone while I'm talking on it and looked for my car keys after I had start the car. In my case maybe it's cause for alarm but the point is don't be too embarrassed.
Goblin182 27
I have never lost my phone in the freezer, but I have looked there when it was lost.
emmshemms 5
How did you call the places if you didn't have your phone?
shadowl 11
To me, this screams pregnant brain. But I've been talking to a pregnant woman today so that might be why.
sprints54 19
Cocaine it's one hella of a drug
nyagemini23 22
I've searched my house and car for my phone, tore the place up. When I looked down my phone was in my hand the whole time. such is my life. I blame it on working nights?
CuteKoalaGirl 18
That's actually pretty good! My dad usually loses his phone because he's left it on top of the car and then driven off. Thusly destroying it! Usually, my toddler gets to mine and we find it eventually. XD I don't care too much. I rarely get texts or calls, so.. meh.
Exaspera 55
I read somewhere that 15% of lost TV remotes are found in the refrigerator. Wonder what the numbers are on this phenomenon?
iamtheprincess21 13
you're awesome! this is my favorite, mostly because it sounds like something I would do.
kaitieloo 22
I have actually totally done this, except with my wallet. I threw my wallet in a random bag, and apparently that was the bag that didn't need anything taken out of it, because it was all steaks we were going to eat that night. I freaked out, cancelled plans, and finally decided to call it quits for the night. Dad takes bag out of fridge, says "wtf", and everyone is happy.